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Thursday, May 15, 2014

Vladimir the hairless Russian bare

by John MacBeath Watkins

Vladimir Putin
thought he was a cute one
and the Russian bear
liked to show his chest bare
quite free of hair
did he use Nair?
Is he bare
down there?

How many times must a man shave his chest
before they will call him a man?
And how many times must a man oil his abs
before he's a boy in the band?

The answer, my friend, is blowing up Ukraine,
the answer is blowing up Ukraine.


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