The long-fingered Vulcan and the short-fingered vulgarian

by John MacBeath Watkins

Donald Trump claims he has long fingers. Spy Magazine famously called him a "short-fingered vulgarian." But the real question is, how does he match up with our current president?

Our first Vulcan president clearly has a grip on things with his elegant, long fingers.

And how does the short-fingered vulgarian stack up against the long-fingered Vulcan?

Trump's fingers are so short, one wonders whether he has difficulty masturbating. No, don't tell us, The Donald, that's all right, we really don't want to know.


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