Arty Bollocks

by John MacBeath Watkins

At last, someone has come up with an Arty Bollocks generator, filling a need we had felt, more than known, with a pastiche of pastel prose and ethereal punctuation that elevates the reader into ecstasies of throbbing...no, wait, that last bit was from the Victorian porn generator. Which, if it does not exist, should.

A sample of the automated bollocks:

"My work explores the relationship between new class identities and recycling culture.

"With influences as diverse as Camus and Francis Bacon, new synergies are crafted from both traditional and modern meanings.

"Ever since I was a student I have been fascinated by the traditional understanding of the human condition. What starts out as hope soon becomes corroded into a hegemony of lust, leaving only a sense of chaos and the prospect of a new beginning.

"As shifting impressions become clarified through boundaried and personal practice, the viewer is left with a statement of the limits of our future."

(The picture is from Lascaux Caves. I found the image here, give it a look!)